You need to have lived in South East Asia to get some of the jokes. You're obsessed with your hair, your car, and your clothes 2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman males ; or you want to marry a white guy females. You're afraid of black people.
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Yes, sometimes playing the "guess my ethnicity" game gets a little old. And yes, sometimes you feel like you can't stick together with other Asians like rice because you're really only half-sticky. Yet, you still appreciate the cultures that have made you who you are -- which I'm assuming is pretty awesome. A little background on where this is coming from:
Mar 25, Getty 1. I will make you to take off your shoes in my house. And never, ever try to get on the bed with your shoes on. I like to use chopsticks in new and interesting ways.
The one that are italicized are the one that apply to me Know You're Asian If You carry a pager in your right pocket, flipped inward, whether its activated or not. Your bangs are either long enough for you to touch with your tongue,or your hair is gelled up in spikes hard enough to impale small mammals. You're so caught up in name brand stuff, your pocket lint is labeled Calvin Klein.